While many ASUC candidates relied on holding signs or casually walking potential voters to class, SQUELCH! senatorial candidate Madison "FLASH" Gordon was busy zipping around Sproul Plaza in her ...

They live in a town of squelch. Credit: Courtesy of Netflix. You there: How many times per day do you squelch? In your life, how often do you hear a person, place, or thing squelch? I imagine, unless ...

Timothy was returning from lunch and happened upon two of his employees embroiled in an intense argument. As the disagreement grew more heated, the men began calling each other ugly names. Timothy ...

The SQUELCH! party announced Monday a slate of nonsatirical ASUC Senate candidates for the third consecutive year. Prior to 2013, the party typically ran one serious candidate alongside several ...